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Rum Demotivational Poster


TAGS: drummer jokes music desperate band
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by caveman

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:04 am
What do you call a girl that want to get with the bassist? Not yours, anymore... if he's Gene Simmons or Dusty Hill.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:00 am
If you're a girl during the 80's, and want to date... Steve Perry: Good-girl. Steve Tyler: Bad-girl. Joe Perry: Slut.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 12:58 am
To which I say: That's only a problem if the band don't rock!
CloudchaserS - December 11, 2011, 10:14 pm
I once saw a bumper sticker that said "You're just like the rest of the band. Always following the drummer!"
crankyhead - December 11, 2011, 9:00 pm
Q: What do you 5ay to a drummer who tells you he's got an idea for your band's next song? A: Your fired. =)


TAGS: grumpy baby humor
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 11:19 pm
Absolutely hilarious!
carebear - March 12, 2012, 10:47 pm
(carebear BANNED)

Knock at 3am -

WHEN SHE SAYS "I WANNA GO TO TOYS-R-US!"... - You friggin take her to Toys-R-Us.

TAGS: girl car smash tantrum
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by falloutghoul

Oiler - January 28, 2013, 2:54 pm
I would take that kid to Toys-R-Us and buy her a Casey Anthony backpack.


TAGS: rumor haters fools ignorants
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mariand - October 16, 2011, 2:30 pm
and ignored by smart ones...
CloudchaserS - October 15, 2011, 10:13 pm
How true. Just last night, I read a news story about a Chinese restaurant in the UK whose business has gone down 20% due to a false rumor that someone chocked on a retired greyhound's microchip in their food

SARUMAN - Even wizards like bubbles!

TAGS: saruman bubbles
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Gryphus

warghl - June 17, 2009, 7:40 pm
Sarumon. before you sk, the eyeball is sauron.
GR8! - April 12, 2009, 8:54 pm
Walkerofskies - February 7, 2009, 8:35 pm
Read the guide. on the wiki. the wiki is on the forum

THUNDER - happens when God kicks out a WICKED-ASS drum solo!!

GRUMPY CAT - You want me to do what and where now???

TAGS: grumpy
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by tylman63

SOUNDWAVE - Say "Hello" to my little friends!

SWEET QUOTES - If you can't take a joke... STAY OFF THE INTERNET. - Moooooooooooooooo -

TAGS: forum thread post quotes crankyhead
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

crankyhead - July 30, 2010, 10:27 pm
I forgive you TTH.
TheTrashHeap - July 30, 2010, 9:40 pm
This is obviously a tank. Yup, big ole tank. Take your own advice. PS. Tankity tank tank tank Tankarooo!

isolationism -

TAGS: brexit uk trump wall usa
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

mizzdizz - June 25, 2016, 12:11 am
The Bureau of Silly Walks! Yup. The ship is sinking. Party on! ^!

COMBOVER - It will let you down on the first windy day.

GOSSIP - Whoever will gossip to you, will gossip about you the minute you leave the room

TAGS: gossip rumor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Skotia

gas - July 11, 2011, 7:40 pm
so true!

DRAWING THE LINE - Sometimes you have to just say no.

TAGS: jack wendy redrum cubby
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Poopalicious76 - March 10, 2011, 5:10 pm
Oh holy jesus! So bad it's good.
Neener - March 6, 2011, 11:58 pm
rerun - March 5, 2011, 10:25 pm

I think he may have struck an artery.
ChuckMan - March 5, 2011, 9:36 pm
This sir, is made of pure Win. I think you've struck gold
agdaniele - March 5, 2011, 8:05 pm
tellitlikeitis - March 5, 2011, 11:02 am
Brilliant CB. But so gross!!!
Greeny - March 5, 2011, 6:21 am
voodoo3535 - March 5, 2011, 1:46 am
Salute. 5bloodyl's
Cubbybear - March 4, 2011, 11:51 pm
Thank You
autumnspirit - March 4, 2011, 11:25 pm
LMFAO!!! Added to faves! Love it!
5150monkeylove - March 4, 2011, 11:23 pm
5L and fav'd

trumping the trump -

RUM AND COCA COLA - NEVER trust your co-workers

TAGS: rum coca santa
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by Klara

thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:46 am
What can I say? I like shiny stuff, anime, and kittens. I'm this many! *holds up 4 fingers*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:44 am
Shiny things...They're like Moderator Kryptonite.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:40 am
Why jk? It's true...:P ...Ooh, my nickel! That's where it got to...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:39 am
easily amused.....just like a woman.....JK
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:35 am
See? But it amused me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:34 am
Pic WAYYYYYYY over used.


TAGS: logic dude tribute hes a grumpy grump till the 2nd cup
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:33 pm
Holy Smoke! LD and AK both pop in from the blue on the same day? Good to see ya guys. I'm sorry I missed it.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 3:05 pm
It worked for me. ...Goin' to sleep, g'night!
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 3:02 pm
*SMACK!* Watch yer mouth ya whippersnapper! I'm gonna wash out yer mouth...where's that bar of soap at? Wait - I'll bet Timmy took it again...he goes down to the YMCA and drops it over and over again in the shower. Thinks he'll make friends that way.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 2:52 pm
...To smack with my permission is one thing... But a surprise attack? What the F*CK, biatch??
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ahhhhh yes...old times. Hey! *SMACK!* Who you callin' OLD!?
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 2:24 pm
Just like old times.
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:21 pm
*SMACK!* Hey...I really DO feel better...
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 2:12 pm
It blocks Motifake? Wow, how does that make you feel? Does it make you MAD? Do you wanna hit me? Fine! Do it.
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:01 pm
And do NOT ask me how I feel about WebSense at all...stupid program...blocking Motifake...D*MMIT!
GreyScorpion - September 3, 2010, 1:40 pm
ladies and gentlemen, we have an honored guest this afternoon....mind your manners.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:59 pm
This is just great!


TAGS: poster evolution forum skid marks
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:43 pm
Those signs are EVIL! I approve!

TIME FLIES - When you're having rum


PSSST...HEY! - Have you seen my nuts? Want to?

TAGS: pic from motifake forums
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:26 pm
I love the image reflection on the screen, finished it for me. lol ;0
ICEMAN - April 16, 2011, 2:19 am
Just a guess... you were a catcher in league softball...

BAD HAIR DAY - Your hair will stand on end just before God Smites you with a bolt from the blue!

BE YOURSELF - “I'm criticized all over the world for wearing a toupee. So let's let this serve the world as notice that it's my hair. It may not be pretty, but it's me.” Donald Trump

WALL WRITING - this is what Forums Looked like before the Internet!


CAT DRUMS - It's not that we expected the unexpected. We just never expected this.

THE SHIN - An Instrument for Hitting Furniture in the Dark...

TAGS: shin instrument furniture dark
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Rick69

NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 12:37 pm
That is one sexy instrument :)




TAGS: force trumps gat sword day would be incomplete without lightsabers
Rating: 4.13/5

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Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 6:27 pm
That kind of stuff is always good to hear. (read) One can't help but feel sorry for the droids, though. lol Swords pwn every modern weapon. I don't know why we keep making missiles.
Cubbybear - January 9, 2010, 6:19 pm
Roger Roger 5/5
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 10:15 am
nice, 5L
palmat - January 9, 2010, 6:48 am
great one B :>
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 2:39 am
Thanks, guys. This is how you know droids aren't self-aware. If they were, they'd bust out runnin'.
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 2:34 am
Nice one Bart, 5 nervous looking droids.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:48 am
Love it!!! 5L

TECHNO MUSIC - because learning a musical instrument is too hard

TAGS: techno music instrument rave
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by vilnius

MrOdonnell - October 17, 2013, 2:47 am
It is true that music helps healing sorrow and brings happiness in life, so I have stated visiting mr o'donnell more often to get into touch with the latest music and movies.
robbidos - July 6, 2012, 2:02 am
well music is an opinion... and techno is not music regardless of the drugs taken or epileptic seizures
vilnius - July 5, 2012, 5:21 pm
yeah, techno "musicians" are just as talented as real musicians. Right
jedimonk - July 5, 2012, 8:49 am
Electronic music is far more complex then anyone who calls it "techno" can realize. i.e. certain sequences of repeated sounds and tones have been shown to induce neurochemical events. The ability to manipulate these events will eventually be theraputic
Densaku - July 4, 2012, 5:59 pm
TECHNO MUSIC HATERS: They don't know this genre is played with synthetizers, & yes their musical instruments.

DON'T YOU DARE - ever make a sequel!

TAGS: watchmen sequel rumors batman bitch slap comics superheroes
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Zagato - March 29, 2010, 10:03 pm
no sir, because batman will pimp smack it in the face.
Kainim - February 15, 2010, 10:31 am
because batman will smack it in the face?


TAGS: trump quotes hair jobs
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Nissta - July 12, 2012, 7:29 pm
If you're gonna send him to mess up Scotland!! At least have the decency to make him wear a Jimmy Wig first, sorry my bad HE IS wearing one.....


TAGS: bacon trumps everything cubby
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

falloutghoul - September 1, 2011, 8:41 pm
Bottle what you can at the Fountain of Youth so you can forever feast at the Fountain of Bacon.
Tman545 - February 17, 2011, 1:14 pm
my thought exactly
Anonymous2 - February 6, 2011, 8:46 am
I'd head for the youth fountain so I had more time at the bacon fountain.

Christmas 2015 -

TAGS: some people have nothing better to do complain gripe tantrum throw over starbucks christmas cups
Rating: 4.46/5

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freasy - November 18, 2015, 8:20 am
All I have seen are complaints about the complaints, upon complaint about what I see are non existant complaints.

GIRLS - A woman's place in public is to sit beside her husband, be silent, and be sure her hat is on straight. ~~Bess Truman


TAGS: amerime trumped anime when megas hit the stage hard giant robots possibly overcompensating patriotic patriotism act mecha
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - February 16, 2010, 4:18 pm
Thanks, lol, rednecks do everything better.
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 4:12 pm
Nice take on the old subject man, lol. You did it better then me. Then again, I just did the bare bones. I reiterate; Rednecks do anime better.
shadowblade - February 12, 2010, 11:27 pm
megas xlr was awesome, i was very sad when it ended
motifake - February 10, 2010, 9:11 pm

hehe nice photochop work there



WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM? - "Toys-R-Us, you know those toy babies people can buy. Once you open them, they start growing up. So you'd better behave or daddy and I will return you"

TAGS: tantrum
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by starryn8t

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:07 pm
Large generation gap in my family, so I was told the stork had something to do with it. Which really confused me, as I wondered how the stork got us in “there.”
starryn8t - December 28, 2011, 6:02 am
He would cry so much and whine "No mommy don't take me back to the store, I'll behave" and when he got mad at his lil brother he would be all. "Mom I think you should take Josh back to the store."
starryn8t - December 28, 2011, 6:00 am
True story, this is what my aunt told her son when he asked, well that they come from Toys-R-Us lol. Whenever he started acting really bad she would tell him "Christopher Lombardo, you'd better straighten your act or I am returning you to the store"


TAGS: trump bin laden suspicious details conspiracy
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

epimethius05 - May 3, 2011, 12:39 pm
They took the DNA sample on the Carl Vinson which has 4 OR suites as well as tele-medicine capabilities. They probably flew the body from Kabul to CVN-70 in the Arabian Sea. No more than a 5hr flight
motinet - May 3, 2011, 10:31 am

Should have been a politifake poster

NIGHTMARES ! - Waking Up In A Cold Sweat, Realising I Was A Sleep It Wasn't Me In The Plane, Whew I Need Some Captain !

TAGS: rum
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by maoworks2

SOMEHOW, SOMEWHERE, EVENTUALLY - The rhythm is going to get you.

HALLELUJAH - Welcome, my flock. I am Saruman

TAGS: saruman
Rating: 1.33/5

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TAGS: grummpy old people warm cubby
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Cubbybear - February 1, 2011, 8:19 pm
You're wife don't care
culos - February 1, 2011, 4:38 pm
What the hell Cubby! I thought we agreed not to post any private pictures anymore. Does the missus even know she's featured on the net again??? 5 saggy boobs by the way
MalachiX - February 1, 2011, 1:37 pm
WTF??? Is that my grandfather!?!
Reality Lord - January 31, 2011, 9:42 pm

right now... http://www.theweathernetwork.com/index.php?product=weather&placecode=caon0512&switchto=f keep in mind cubby...it only snows when it warms up a bit....brrrrrrrrr
ICEMAN - January 31, 2011, 9:19 pm
5 crusty old farts for you, Cub.
Cubbybear - January 31, 2011, 9:03 pm
I never had a cold winter. Where I live 65 is cold
Reality Lord - January 31, 2011, 8:57 pm

you live in hawaii...i live in canada. wanna do a house swap for a week...in january....please....?!?!?!?

BODY BUILDING CUNUNDRUM - So, what do you think, a chick on steroids or a drag queen

TAGS: body building cunundrum steroids
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

Azzameen85 - September 6, 2011, 2:08 pm
I'd hit it... No matter what she's packing...
Budog - September 6, 2011, 3:33 am
I have corrected the misspelling and resubmitted...
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 8:21 am

sorry budog...previous comment was for alixian not you.
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 8:20 am

you better get it right....it will beat the snot out of you if you don't
Budog - September 5, 2011, 4:47 am
Verdeckt, I will correct and resubmit tomorrow. Too tired now, almost 3:00 a.m. time to call it a night. Thanks for pointing that out...
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 4:09 am
I recommend a shovel, don't worry it looks like someone already has.
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 2:50 am
Don't know but I'd still tap it
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 1:23 am

In The Beginning -

TAGS: forum calendar new beginnings
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - October 2, 2014, 9:31 am
I had no wipe
Greeny - October 2, 2014, 5:34 am
In memory of my first daddy gagger, we were at the county fair grandstands and I had only ONE wipe.
Greybeard - October 1, 2014, 11:47 pm
5LMAO. Brings back alot of memories. Hahaha


WHY? - Because I Said So That's Why!

TAGS: why because grumpy pouting
Rating: 4/5

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CloudchaserS - September 3, 2011, 11:29 am
Don't question me! Because I'm always right and couldn't possibly be wrong, that's why!
wheresmybeer - September 3, 2011, 4:33 am
typical woman, 5 smirks!

COFFIN CAR - Slightly larger than a double-wide coffin. Coincidence? I think not.

MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU HAPPINESS - Nor a good hair piece. Poor Donny!

TAGS: money happiness hairpiece dtrump buy
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Bolverk37782 - May 16, 2012, 9:00 am
Classic Comb-over. Age gracefully for gods sake!!

BRUMSKI MANEUVER - The Brumski Maneuver, it is kind of like the Heimlick Maneuver but more effective

HAWAIIAN BY BIRTH - Get over it.

TAGS: obama birther hawaiian president trump
Rating: 2.31/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 28, 2011, 3:56 am
Don't apologize; take a look at some of the bombs I've tossed out there...I have a couple good ones too. Political stuff will work better for you on Politifake though. Keep posting man. (and by the way, I'm NOT an Obama fan, just for perspective)
IMfake - April 27, 2011, 5:45 pm
To the moderator (or anyone else), sorry. I'm a total newb here. Is there a way for me to remove it?
rerun - April 27, 2011, 4:55 pm

should have gonr to politifake
Master - April 27, 2011, 4:28 pm
American, yes. Hawai'ian, no. Too haole [epithet, not reality] for that!


TAGS: metallica lars ulrich whine cry temper tantrum
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by OhQueso

Zed - October 6, 2009, 6:49 am
Dunno how gay or not gay Lars is, but he is a corporate tool almost om par with Kayne West...
Narutarded - October 6, 2009, 6:17 am
I think you mean "Gayer than a bag of Tiggers". And P, you might have to draw him a picture. Or better yet, act it out with hand puppets!
faulty switch - October 6, 2009, 5:52 am
whats so gay about a bag of tigers? and good call porcelina.
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 9:45 am
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:50 am
We might be fucked in the head ... (yeah, we are) but at least we're not butthurt. (put the pieces together now)
notLolman - July 31, 2009, 1:47 am
?? is this supposed to be funny in some way? worst motifake ever... how this gets thru and my michael phelps bong smoking one didm is beyond me, your all fucked in the head.
Me - June 4, 2009, 1:14 am
Lars is gayer than a bag of tigers. Case closed
WTF? - June 4, 2009, 1:07 am
Relevance is a term used to describe how pertinent, connected, or applicable something is to a given matter. Now... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT POSTER? Lars is god. Thank you.
HAHA - April 27, 2009, 6:50 pm
Metallica Rocks.


TAGS: grumpy coffee humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 3, 2013, 8:16 pm

Thank you!
spacedog - June 3, 2013, 5:57 pm
Nice to see you back here lgvernon. Nice one.
lgvernon - June 3, 2013, 1:29 am

Thanks so much! I'm married to a morning person who makes great coffee. This is a running joke between us.
Silverheart - June 3, 2013, 1:10 am

Perfect. Just perfect. 5&favd

the evolution of music -

TAGS: music instruments evolution music
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

JesusWept - October 20, 2013, 9:20 am
Common people would worship them and people in power would wanna burn them at the stake. Pretty much like today ;) Nice one, chick! 5!
CloudchaserS - October 20, 2013, 3:47 am
I wonder what someone from a thousand or so years ago would think of Motorhead


TAGS: forum thread quotes crankyhead
Rating: 4.75/5

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5150monkeylove - October 30, 2010, 10:03 pm
The tears are from laffin so hard, really! The 5Ls are for my first "tribute" style poster.

you can now change fonts in the title?!?! -

TAGS: grumpy cat
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by motinet

rerun - May 1, 2013, 8:39 pm

Damn, picked the perfect image
PapaFox - May 1, 2013, 7:07 pm
I see much experimental ugliness on the horizon. :-D
motinet - May 1, 2013, 6:10 pm

Just testing the new title font changing ability of the generator I just released


NO! -

TAGS: grump
Rating: 4.67/5

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TAGS: waited a while for forum to guess this one correctly
Rating: 4.63/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 30, 2010, 7:06 am
Best laugh so far CAPT.
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 2:57 am
Forget Nana, it was her time anyway.., question is 'was the hooker good'..??
Iconoclast - September 30, 2010, 12:05 am
I've been trying to think of a good caption on that photo for weeks. Brain block. Nice.


TAGS: drums
Rating: 4.6/5

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screamin361 - December 13, 2012, 1:17 am
Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth...




TAGS: demotivational what happened to all my rum
Rating: 4.26/5

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Fatt Matt - March 4, 2010, 3:29 pm
+5 and fav
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 1:36 pm
lesterinside - March 3, 2010, 9:46 pm
Just hanging around. 5L
Produceman117 - March 3, 2010, 8:13 pm
5. Easy.
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 6:55 pm
Great poster Space!
GreyScorpion - March 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
somebody kick out my chair, 5L
Bob D. Sailor - March 3, 2010, 6:25 pm
That's really demotivating. 5L from me.
Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 5:49 pm
Amsome! Nice work space!

OUR LITTLE SECRET - What happens in the forum stays in the forum.

TAGS: secrets forum happen
Rating: 4.25/5

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Rick69 - May 29, 2012, 3:06 pm
... Well then ...


TAGS: trump
Rating: 4.23/5

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GaryO - February 7, 2012, 1:30 pm
oh, this I've come to know "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in" or something like that.....
holymoly - February 7, 2012, 12:58 pm
you can plague other sites Gary, but you soul stays here...bwaahahaha keep it up
GaryO - February 5, 2012, 11:31 pm
Ah, the OCD shows…. Note to self; plague other sites for awhile Yeah, I do need to get outside
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 11:15 pm
Man or machine is a reference to you posting so much those last days, plus a little pun on machine gun :) keep up the good work, to those who say 'quality over quantity' I reply 'better a pearl in 1,000 oysters than 10 oysters with no pearl at all :)
GaryO - February 5, 2012, 10:55 pm
Sorry BeNice, I’m not pickin’ up the vibe (my mind is mush…basking in renewed hate for a Manning right now), plain please… type slowly
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 10:43 pm
GaryO, m5n or machine (gun) ? :)


TAGS: logicdude 5000 forum posts scratch his belly and listen to him purrr
Rating: 4.11/5

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LogicDude - January 24, 2010, 9:07 pm
Thanks GS! After naptime I get a cup of applesauce! Nummy!!!


BLURRED PERCEPTION - After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world - Oscar Wilde


FAMOUS QUOTE - Because having big balls means having the ability to run fast



DRUMMING - No Joey. Wrong instrument.

TAGS: joey jorddison slipknotdrumming guitar
Rating: 1.06/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2009, 8:56 pm
Can you play Pixelsocial for me?

Trumpets -

TAGS: trumpets trump pence god revelations
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 19, 2016, 7:12 am
Very funny Ism! Missed your humor. Hope you stick around! ^!
JesusWept - November 19, 2016, 7:06 am
Nice one. Welcome home, Ism!
concern3 - November 19, 2016, 3:59 am
This is great, UP yours
Silverheart - November 18, 2016, 11:18 pm

I know I'm supposed to say no to Political, but... this is too g-darn good. ^up yers!^


TAGS: temper tantrums
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 12:26 am
The stress and worry is immesuarable.... I love it. But, the love and rewards are also off the charts.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 12:21 am

daughters are a wonderful thing
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 12:19 am
I wish.... my goddaughters. Absent dad... so they were mine.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 12:14 am

17 & 19? Yours?
Cubbybear - September 4, 2010, 11:03 pm
She was spanking me wise guy
agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 10:28 pm
Was that while he was spanking you?
Cubbybear - September 4, 2010, 10:25 pm
I cop once told me as long as the hand is open....it's all good
agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 10:15 pm
Price... bribe... hush money. Tomato, tomahto.
GreyScorpion - September 4, 2010, 10:12 pm
is that the same as price?
agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 10:11 pm
Or, at least a hefty fee.
agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 10:09 pm
Glad I never had to do it even once. Now, they're 17 and 19.... and there are laws about fanny smacking... I'm told.
Cubbybear - September 4, 2010, 10:03 pm
Personally I never hit the face,I'm a fanny smacker...LOL
agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 9:54 pm
LOL! You know what I mean... a gentle one. My angels never spouted off in public. Perfect ladies.
Cubbybear - September 4, 2010, 9:53 pm
"OPEN" is the key here.
agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 6:18 pm
The winner? An open-handed pop to the mouth.


TAGS: hes a tea and crumpet trumpet
Rating: 4.59/5

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Derek - June 14, 2010, 6:16 pm
Ohhh Rocky - what has become of you?

Rumor Mills - Assassins of Character -

SWEET QUOTES - Leave the timmies and bombers to us. They're delicious, and you can't have any. - Agdaniele -

TAGS: forum post quotes crankyhead
Rating: 4.56/5

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spacedog - August 23, 2010, 1:08 am
Reality Lord - August 22, 2010, 11:24 pm

nice 1 cranky.


TAGS: waited for the forum game to catch up
Rating: 4.56/5

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GreyScorpion - August 27, 2010, 7:48 pm
take it up with TOC. she's in charge of the guest list. Every time I see it, there's a BIG black line drawn through your name, and some writing next to it. "Liability Insurance Co. says No if Mooo shows, especially after what happened at the Winter Formal
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 6:04 pm
Why am I never invited to these things?
Airman - August 27, 2010, 1:08 pm
posters fine. Does it cross Mr. M's line in the sand?
thatonechick - August 27, 2010, 11:55 am
I approved this because it was in the forum game. Bad toc?

THE MOTIFAKE FORUM PICNIC - Time to pick up supplies! I hope TOC brings her Sit 'n' Spin.

THE FORUMS - If you NEVER visit them, you're only getting half of this site.

TAGS: tribute forums magazine cover cubby
Rating: 4.5/5

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Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 2:50 pm
Most excellent cubby!

FORUMS AND CHAT ROOMS - they've been around for quite some time

TAGS: chat comments forum
Rating: 4.48/5

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rerun - July 23, 2013, 9:30 pm

None however have been like this place.
Wytch - August 9, 2011, 5:09 am
Great work!
Faceplant31 - July 2, 2010, 6:18 pm
MFS - July 2, 2010, 2:30 pm
Great one !

LOLCAT - clearly doesnt like anyone else


TAGS: check the forum but the thread is locked
Rating: 4/5

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phydeaux - April 15, 2010, 6:51 pm
5 big barks for you Matt! Well done!
forseti - April 15, 2010, 12:38 pm
I almost didn't recognize him without his helmet! :D
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 12:34 pm
Amsome! 5 big barks!

THIS COULD BE YOU - Just a reminder...NEVER give your picture to some pervert in the forums. A PSA FROM MOTIFAKE.COM

TAGS: forum cubby
Rating: 3.9/5

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booger13 - March 30, 2010, 5:16 pm
CpnKangaroo - January 24, 2010, 3:02 am
a vital public service announcements indeed. 5 perverts


TAGS: movie truth or rumours whocares
Rating: 3.89/5

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Reality Lord - January 27, 2011, 8:27 pm

meh...with travolta in the news so much about this...i laughed.
tellitlikeitis - January 27, 2011, 8:02 pm
Oh come on now... I thought it was classic. Seriously, it think it's funny. But obviously I'm the only one.... We all have our moments I supppose. Still I think it's pretty funny.
Faceplant31 - January 27, 2011, 10:36 am
This is not up to par with your standards tellit.

WELCOME TO THE FORUMS - Enjoy your stay!

TAGS: forums
Rating: 3.76/5

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sickartist - January 3, 2010, 8:21 am
The shoes were the perfect touch 5L

FORUM WHINERS. - Athena was created for thought and wisdom. You are the exact opposite.

CHAMPS - I present to you the Motifake Tag Team Moderator Champions - Elder God Douchebag and Arrogant Knight

TAGS: september challenge mods r in ur forum wrestling with ur comments
Rating: 3.4/5

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Arrogant Knight - September 8, 2009, 10:24 am
I lol'd at the tags. But REMEMBER: We're also in ur approval queue, rejecting ur tunnelz and pr0n.

O-FACE - Most human communication is nonverbal Let him know what a great job he did and he might come back for seconds

LISTEN ASSHOLE - Not all of these pictures have to be funny. So just beat it already.

BASICS - I have to get back to them


TAGS: for the tribute thread forum tiger
Rating: 3.15/5

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LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 7:28 am
And that is EXACTLY what I look like...except I have a slightly bigger head (not pictured). 5L!

THE APPRENTICE - It not cool to lose... Nommm... nommm....nommm!

THE MOTIFAKE FORUM - Enter at your own risk!

TAGS: motifake forum comics
Rating: 2.93/5

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Porcelina - January 30, 2009, 7:36 pm
Where is the pedo bear?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 30, 2009, 4:19 pm
Naru, I hope you liked the subtle blue filter I used on the spotlight above your head; I was going for that shiny highlight look to contrast with your flaming hand.
Cubbybear - January 30, 2009, 3:13 pm
LOL! that's a good explanation of the picture
Briton of Rose / Narutarded - January 30, 2009, 12:13 pm
Okay, from L-R: Deltabob, Culos, EGD, Walker of Skies (below EGD), Porcelina and the MotiFake Satanic Nuns, and yours truly, Narutarded (I'm the one in the red bra and garter belt). Picture by Cubbybear, lighting by MWLF, makeup by Ronsart, catering by LD


CLOCK-WATCHERS - Eventually they become captains of industry

MODERATION - A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation. -Trump-